Uglacy Week 1

Hmm, Abigail's picks for a future spouse are, unfortunately, no use with the welcome wagon. Two married, controllable men, and a woman. Ahh well, friends are always useful.

I'm not sure where this Jade person came from, but she seemed awfully ticked about the size of Abigail's fishing "pond". Hey, you can't get a lot of pond with the budget of 700 simoleons she had left.





With no time to waste, Abigail immediately called up the matchmaker.
The old Gypsy woman did not seem entirely satisfied with her "donation" of $7.



In turn, she provided her with this "specimen". And no, he's not making a face, I watched him for a while and his expression never changed. Plus, you can't start legacy with a nasty man-slut romance sim.
No Sir! Try again!

Armando Cox of the garden club seemed a bit more promising, at least facial feature wise, what with his Goopy Gilscarbo-lookalike self, but his repulsed noises and gestures suggested that he was less than satisfied with Abigail's personality and appearance. Abigail demanded a new date right after he fell out of the sky. He didn't seem too pleased.



Ahh, jackpot! He's blond, light blue-eyed, and a fortune sim! 1 bolt, too. And a hideous, Komei Tellerman face to boot.



Andrew was easily wooed by Abigail's "advances", to say the least.



And a nice long slow dance led to a quick crush.




Abigail is a peculiar Family Sim to say the least. She had a sudden urge to buy a car during their date...



It must have been a pretty dreamy date; Andrew was willing to allow Abigail to seal the memory of the great time with a kiss.



Oh yeah, Abigail got a job in the military. Minor detail. =) I forgot to send her in the car.



What an awful sight (and smell) to come home to, a skunk and a flaming bag of poo.



Ahh and a lovely, eloquent message as well!
C'mon Armando, put on your big girl panties and deal with it.



Abigail doesn't appear to be particularly pleased with her job as a military recruit, so she searches for a culinary position.
Abigail: What?! I hate camouflage anyway.
She speaks!



Abigail: Yes, I can talk. Just because you've been ignoring me this whole time...
-At readers- I'm Abigail, as Alex was so rude to not introduce me.
I did too! Just pay your silly bills, Abigail.



Andrew and Abigail's second date goes fairly well, except of course for the fact that Armando Cox. Why do I have a feeling that this silly little man will be plaguing the House of Bruty for a long time?
Although he may be married in later...



At the very end of the date, after many attempts, Andrew finally agrees to move in. He was being such a little girl about it, too, doesn't he realize that Abigail will just keep trying and stalking him until he agrees?

Name: Andrew Dallas
Personality: Gemini (6,9,7,2,4)
Aspiration: Fortune
LTW: Criminal Mastermind (Top of Criminal)
Turn Ons: Blonde and Custom Hair (How Lucky!)
Turn Off: Vampirism

Andrew only brought about 7,000$ so there wasn't much they could do about the house. It looks a lot like the Apocalypse Challenge houses.

First order of business was a makeover. Not much better, and I'm not sure how he managed to go from perfectly straight to curly and platinum but...




Abigail is definitely doing better in the culinary track, she got a promotion on the first day! The hot dog apron really suits her. =)
Abigail: Shut up, Alex.



Abigail's attitude definitely changed for Andrew, she said "Yes" in an instant.



Well this is romantic, right after Andrew gets home from work Abigail proposes marriage to him.
On the driveway, with the amorous car exhaust fumes permeating the air.
I always get choked up at weddings. -Eye roll-



They then celebrate with a congratulatory 7 tries for a baby.
"If this car's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'




A few hours later, we see that they definitely worked.=) Abigail painted the toilet a lovely shade of green.
Abigail: I'll say it again Alex, shut up!



Abigail also seems to have gained an interest in learning Logic with the telescope.
She seems to have missed the concept of looking into the telescope but...



Look who showed up while they were at work the next day! Cousin Sandy! She just sort of stood in the middle of the street...



Oh dear, Abigail's Eggo is Preggo!



Andrew stomped out Armando's flaming poo-parcel for Abigail. How sweet! He then went inside to bake Abigail a cheesecake. This will end badly.



Mmm, the evil/wonderful food of the gods...


Checo came over to congratulate Abigail, and they soon became best friends. A few hours after he left, he invited her downtown for dinner.



I don't think Abigail should be going downtown, even in her second trimester...



The whole outdoor restaurant probably wasn't the best idea in the middle of winter but...
The outing sort of failed, but the dinner was nice.



I'm not sure Abigail should be using Andrew's new lie detector.




Ahh, the time has come to see what Abigail's kids turn out to look like. Well more when they turn toddler but...
Abigail: I'm in labor you idiot! Shut up!



Say hello to Ingo and Dolores Bruty.
Yes, I know they're horrid names but they're part of an Uglacy for goodness sake!

Ok, there's the first week of Abigail's scary-looking legacy. I don't think we need recap pictures as the kids were just born and the house hasn't changed. Sorry this post was so long!!